the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window and yelled “GOD HATES FAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T”
he was so fucking terrified
are you saying that your neighbor upstairs is god
i’m honestly starting to think that he is
well he is the man upstairs
AAAAHAHAHA I FORGOT I NAMED MYSELF FAGGOT IN ONE OF MY OFF GAMES AND I WENT TO PLAY IT AND ZACHARIE WAS LIKE “BUENOS DIAS FAGGOT” AND I JUST
the amount of notes that this has is sad, we need more reblogs!
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn




